There was this one time my senior year where I was in the library and I saw this really pretty girl in the corner chowing on a big mac. I fell in love instantly.

~ Gone But Not Forgotten. Mr Chi-City Kicks it with a Friend

I want a friend like this.

Sometimes its nice just to say thank you for peoples efforts. 

(Source: quemsomosnosdepoisdabalada)

This sly mother fucker tricked me into taking 7 shots. kudos man.

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